BOYFRIEND APPLICATION

CRAVYNOX CONFIDENTIAL • POSITION BF-001

Think you're boyfriend material? Prove it.

The CRAVYNOX Boyfriend Application is a tongue-in-cheek relationship screening experience for the man confident enough to apply—and honest enough to answer the questions.

Part relationship application, part background investigation, and part personality assessment, it covers the things that actually matter: communication, independence, compatibility, relationship history, lifestyle, intentions—and whether you're qualified for the position.

Because apparently, “I'm a good guy” isn't a complete application.

INSIDE THE APPLICATION

This 7-page confidential application includes candidate qualifications, communication and relationship expectations, benefits, conduct, employment and financial information, relationship history, ex-girlfriend references, sneaky links and booty-call disclosures, travel, outings, and couple activities, a background check, candidate statement, confidentiality agreement, and final hiring decision.

THE POSITION

Position: Boyfriend
Position ID: BF-001
Status: Immediate Vacancy
Schedule: Full-time, 24/7

Nights, weekends, holidays, and graveyard shifts are mandatory.

There are benefits. There are requirements.

There is also a zero-tolerance policy for belligerent fools.

PERFECT FOR

Date night, Valentine's Day, screening a potential boyfriend, gifting to the man who claims he's relationship-ready, or putting your friend's questionable new prospect through the proper channels.

Print it. Hand it over. Let the interview process begin.

WHAT YOU'LL RECEIVE

1 digital PDF • 7 printable pages

Digital product only. No physical item will be shipped.

For entertainment and personal use. Not an actual employment application, background-check service, or legal document.

Apply at your own risk.

Desperation will not improve your chances.